Since `cei- told me this belonged in my journal, into my journal it shall go. And I shall link to this everywhere, so it is just as public as any forum.

Anway...

That's right folks, I, ~kool-kittykat, number 3 for most annoying person on DA, and officially the worst poet since the Vogons outta Hitch Hiker's guide, present to you...

THE DEVIANTART OFFICIAL CIRCUS!

We shall be the best internet circus ever, because we pwn and we're very funny/freakish/talented/useful/bossy/co-operative/halarious people. I shall be the master of the circus, because this is my brainchild, and I need EMPLOYEES!

I need:
♠ One main assistant
♠ Four instrumentalists who will be my carnival band and play annoying music everywhere.
♠ Three janitors - One space left
♠ Five workers to set up wherever we go and repair trailers.
♠ Four animal carers
♠ Three each of popcorn, drink, and hot-dog sellers

However, if you want to be a performer, you can be ANYTHING! However, no more than 5 of one thing, plz. We're looking for suitable circus material, including animal masters, snake charmers, clowns, acrobats, unicyclists, jugglers, etc. Make up your own profession! We'll take anyone, even terrible poetry reciters.

Fewer performers and more workers, plz. No one yet to care for animals, look after our tent, or sell food. Else I'll force those who've already applied to multi-task.

If nyou're stuck for ideas, or unsure if you really want to do it, check out *roguewolf19's excellent circus threads, which I won't link to because I know he's releasing more. Find them all over Deviants.

I am willing to accept multi-taskers and LOLLERS gypsies who can do work for me. If you wish to be a gypsy, pick three of the listed needed roles which you can do, PLUS some special gypsy-ish performance such as necromancy or fortune-telling...or something. >.> I would prefer performers to take up a backstage role as well, but if you want to be a performer alone, that is fine. If you're going to post on this journal, make it an application. Just say, 'LOLLERS, LET ME JOIN!!!1' and state what you are going to do in the circus, along with any extra details that apply to your jobs, eg. stage names, what colour you're going to make our tent, etc.

This whole circus will get free spammage everywhere, so feel rewarded when I force people to give you chock loads of pageviews.



NOW, LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

<sub>Disclaimer: This thread is only intended for recreational purposes. No flamers/trolls/etc. allowed into the circus.

EDIT: Thanks to =CallsTheDogHamburger, this circus has been revived, so you'll notice some difference from last time.</sub>